What swimming pool
A lawyer suspected his wife of cheating on him, so one day at the office, he
decided to call home to find out. The maid answered his call.
"Are you the new maid my wife hired?" he asked
The maid responded in the affirmative.
"Good. I want you to go and see what my wife is doing."
The maid goes, comes back to the phone, and says that his wife
is playing hide-the-salami in the bedroom with the chauffeur.
"Damn. I knew it. Okay, listen carefully. I want you to take the
gun the top drawer of my desk, and shoot my wife and that scum-sucking
chauffeur. I''m one of the best criminal lawyers in the country, and I''ll
be able to clear you of all charges, plus I''ll pay you $25,000."
The maid says ok, goes off, and in the distance, the lawyer hears
two shots go off. The maid returns to the phone, saying the deed has been done.
"Excellent. Now, go and dump the bodies in the swimming pool."
"What swimming pool?"
"Isn''t this 685-4728?"